My mom made meatloaf and the world feels brighter

when u poop and feel like u lost 10 pounds instantly > the beatles


this is fucking hilarious

How the fuck did he get so good at it in a fuckin week


Don’t call it a pattern.

WPSIA - horny
FWN - in love
Humbug - horny
SIAS - in love
AM - horny

Life Goals: be more like Alex Turner

Coming from a state champion baker:


If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 


Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa (c. 1503-06) / Arctic Monkeys, I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor (2006)